Temples. Throbbing.
Ow.
So, I think I'm sick (in the head, wait, no really) because I've had a headache off and on all week and I RARELY get headaches. But I'm not sure what is wrong with me or if it is all in my head.
Har. Har.
(Apparently I also find things humorous that are not THAT humorous.)
My stress level probably doesn't help. Did you know that stress makes you OLD? It literally eats away at the collagen and causes wrinkles. I blame it for my cellulite. But, seriously, I need like a million more of me so I can get some stuff done. There need to be more hours in the day, people! Because I need to clean house, make centerpieces, mail invitations, lose weight, schedule dress alterations, go shopping, buy stuff, read books, write books, paint, draw, sing, dance, clean my Mom's house, save the world, rescue a burning baby, buy shoes, kiss my fiance, spend time with friends, go to graduate school, get published, snag an agent, and, oh yeah, make the planet a better place.
That is seriously how my mind works. If I'm not accomplishing something then I feel like a LOSER. And when I don't feel good already, my loserishness increases. And then I feel like I can't do anything so I might as well curl under the blankets and never emerge again. (I so wish.)
I is smart.
I miss college because I felt like I was actually using my brain on a day to day basis. Sometimes, I even amazed myself with the BS--ahem--genius I came up with. Now, I feel stupid. Bleh. I need to go do some algebra or something. Or sudoku. Me likey sudoku.
But, want to see something cool? Here's my wedding invitation, created by my MOH, Tiffany (yes, she is super-talented and, no, you can't have her):
Pretty, eh? (No prank calling my Momma please.) Tiffany has mad skillz with Photoshop. Actually anything artistic or crafty, she can do. She also has three kids. Superwoman.
Well, I'm going to go put my head in a freezer...hopefully my brain will go numb for a while.
Have a great weekend!
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ReplyDeleteGrr...comment rife with typo's. Better to start over.
ReplyDeleteI noticed one important thing that you left out of your to do list; while you've got your head in the freezer, remember to eat something, ok?
I hope you headaches clear up, but if they don't, please see your doctor. It could be the extra stress, but why take chances, eh?
The invitation does look great!
I'm the same way. I have to feel as if I'm using my brain somehow, otherwise I get antsy.
ReplyDeleteThose invitations are very pretty! Enjoy your weekend!
It only gets worse. Wait until you have kids, soccer practice, one with a D in reading, the other beginning to hit her pre-teens and revving up for one heck of a teenage female hormonal ragestorm.
ReplyDeleteWedding plans, though, that I remember. Cake tasting was, of course, my favorite.
I found a glass of wine a day keeps the voices away. That and good workouts.
Good luck!
- Eric
@ Eric
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. Cake tasting is excellent. I've already decided against fondant icing (that stuff might be pretty, but it is seriously gross...like eating sweet rubber). Everyone makes having kids sound so fun. Lol.
@ Amanda
Thanks! My headaches finally amounted to something and I was sick most of the weekend, but I feel LOADS better now. I even managed to make some of the centerpieces. My fiance was amazed (apparently he forgot how super talented I can be).
@ Brad
Food... not a good idea at the time. But I feel better. Yay!