Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Weird things you probably don't know about me

1. I love peanut M&Ms (I'm eating some right now.)

2. I could live off of pizza. Seriously. (If I didn't care about weighing 300 pounds.)

3. I love animals. All kinds. Take me to a petting zoo or a farm and I'm in heaven.

4. I have a VERY dirty, twisted sense of humor, but I try to keep it to myself.

5. I cuss in my head A LOT but rarely say it out loud.

6. I think women are more beautiful than men. (Men are hairy.) But I'm NOT lesbian.

7. If I don't get a long, luxurious shower every night, I am totally pissed.

8. I get MEAN when I'm tired, but goofy when I'm drunk.

9. I can't stand to have dirty hands. I wash my hands compulsively.

10. I am afraid of heights and tight spaces. Spiders creep me out and so do snakes, but I'll usually leave them alone as long as they aren't in my house.

AND 11. I'm allergic to cigarette smoke to the point where it gives me nose bleeds.

5 comments:

  1. Wow we are so opposite it's not even funny. I mean I actually play with spiders. Okay, but I do love animals, so we at least have that in common. ;)

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  2. @ Telliot

    Does that mean you ARE lesbian? I never knew. Lol. ;)

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  3. Spiders are just plain wrong. Snakes are just little pieces of nature with no legs, so I can deal with them.
    And yes, I agree with you:
    Women are far more beautiful than men.

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  4. I'm glad I don't smoke! I won't be giving you a nosebleed if/when I finally get to meet you in person. I'm not that bad with cig smoke, but it does make me stuffy/sneezy. The degree of reaction depends on the brand. Some of them are especially noxious.

    Heights themselves don't bother me. Only when combined with precarious views. If I ever have to look over a cliff edge, I'll be on my belly with my head out just far enough to look down. I had no problem looking out the windows from the Washington Monument in middle school. I was enclosed, no falling threat.

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  5. @ Brad

    Like I said, if they aren't in my house (or in my hair) I'm OK with them.

    @ Jaleh

    Cigarettes = blech.
    And you're right about the height thing. It's not so much how high up I am, it's how far I have to fall.

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